Screw YOLO my new excuse to everything is long live the reckless and the brave .

itsjalexbaby:

  • Gets pulled over by a cop

LOOOONG LIVE THE RECKLESS AND THE BRAVE

  • Gets pregnant

LOOOONG LIVE THE RECKLESS AND THE BRAVE

  • Fails a test

LOOOONG LIVE THE RECKLESS AND THE BRAVE

  • Loses a leg

LOOOONG LIVE THE RECKLESS AND THE BRAVE

  • Gets herpes

LOOOONG LIVE THE RECKLESS AND THE BRAVE

  • N00dz get published in the local news paper

LOOOONG LIVE THE RECKLESS AND THE BRAVE

  • Breathes

LOOOONG LIVE THE RECKLESS AND THE BRAVE

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sublimesublemon:

cuppacats:

aquus:

i dont even recognize north carolina as a state right now as far as im concerned we have 49 states although im not even sure wyoming is real

have you ever met someone from wyoming???

exactly

my mom lives in wyoming

yes but have you ever met her

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filthyphil:

awesome lampshade

filthyphil:

awesome lampshade

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lulz-time:

 
JESUS FUCK SHIT


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dainelthegreat asked: Can you post a pic of yourself?

I already did. Like yesterday, lol.

pleatedjeans:

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generalokada:

PoW Horace Greasley defiantly confronts Heinrich Himmler during an inspection of the camp he was confined in. Greasley also famously escaped from the camp and snuck back in more than 200 times to meet in secret with a local German girl he had fallen in love with.
Source: telegraph.co.uk

generalokada:

PoW Horace Greasley defiantly confronts Heinrich Himmler during an inspection of the camp he was confined in. Greasley also famously escaped from the camp and snuck back in more than 200 times to meet in secret with a local German girl he had fallen in love with.

(via picturesofwar)